You know what else I hate? When someone asks what year you were born
Waiter: “omg me too! What month?”
Waiter: “Aw dang mine is July 22nd.”
Huh????? Why would I care? Who cares what year or month I was born? Why would anyone care that we’re born in the same month? You’re literally a stranger. What are you talking about? Why do I have this conversation like once a month? Why do I get annoyed so easily?