2.5 Million Dollars

Resident-“2.5 Million Dollars.”

Me- “What about it?”

Resident- “I have a friend in Nigeria who is gonna get some gold and bring it back to the U.S. She was gonna give me some if I gave her $50 but I didn’t have it so now I can’t get any. 2.5 Million Dollars. ”

Me- 😐😐😐 “When you say “friend”, where did you meet them?”

Resident- “Well she had emailed me.”

Me- *Gives long explanation about spam email and how everyone has gotten an email from the “Princess of Nigeria”.*

Resident- 😐😐😐 “Oh…..ok…..well……have you been to Peaches Strip Club?”



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