Too Many Damn People

Is it just me or is there an unnecessary amount of people on the earth? Like I’m completely stopped in traffic and there’s like 300 people on this one road and that’s just one road, in one city, in one state and so on and so forth. Idk…im looking around and thinking we could definitely do without some of y’all but then again I’ve been awake since 3:30 so maybe just ignore me. #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight #someofyallgotstago

Forever Alone

One time I met a guy at a bar and gave him my number. The next day he asked if I remembered what he looked like.
“Duh!” I said.
The guy then sends me a picture of 3 guys and asked me which one was him. I was 110% sure I knew once I saw the picture.
I confidently said “THE ONLY CUTE ONE. The one in the middle!”I picked the wrong one guys….I picked the wrong one.

Mexico Chiquito

Mexico Chiquito MIGHT get your order wrong 50% of the time and their employees MIGHT not have uniforms, name tags, hairnets, gloves or literally anything that keeps them from looking like randos who wandered into a restaurant and started making food for no reason at all and their food MIGHT come in sketchy unmarked brown paper bags and my order MIGHT always come out to $6.66 …..but that cheesedip and fruit punch though!!!!! 🔥🔥

Bike Thief

Y’all….
So, someone had stolen one of our kids bikes. Well, the mother of the child was at a store right next to our property and she saw a teenager riding it. She went up to him and said
Her- “Hey, that’s my sons bike.”
Him- “Oh…I’m sorry. My friend stole it.”
Her- “Whatever, I don’t really care. Just give me the bike.”
Him- “But how will I get back home?”
Her- “That’s not really my problem.”
Him- “Can you give me a ride?”
Her- “Um no.”
Him- “How bout I ride the bike home and I promise I’ll bring it back to you tomorrow?”
Her- “No. I’m not going to let you borrow the bike that you stole from my child dude. 😑😑😑”

(Guessing on the faces there)

Someone come get your teenager that’s asking to borrow items he stole 😂