Is it just me or is there an unnecessary amount of people on the earth? Like I’m completely stopped in traffic and there’s like 300 people on this one road and that’s just one road, in one city, in one state and so on and so forth. Idk…im looking around and thinking we could definitely do without some of y’all but then again I’ve been awake since 3:30 so maybe just ignore me. #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight #someofyallgotstago
“Duh!” I said.
The guy then sends me a picture of 3 guys and asked me which one was him. I was 110% sure I knew once I saw the picture.
I confidently said “THE ONLY CUTE ONE. The one in the middle!”I picked the wrong one guys….I picked the wrong one.
Mexico Chiquito MIGHT get your order wrong 50% of the time and their employees MIGHT not have uniforms, name tags, hairnets, gloves or literally anything that keeps them from looking like randos who wandered into a restaurant and started making food for no reason at all and their food MIGHT come in sketchy unmarked brown paper bags and my order MIGHT always come out to $6.66 …..but that cheesedip and fruit punch though!!!!! 🔥🔥
Sometimes when I see it’s someones birthday on Facebook I’ll say “Happy Birthday stranger!” People probably think I’m trying to be cute but really they’re just actual strangers.
Who even are you? Deleting you tomorrow…. AFTER your birthday. #strangerdangerisrealbutimnotgonnaruinyourbirthdaythough