If you take me on a date and try to sit on the same side of the booth as me it’s over and I’m writing a bad review about you.
My dad walks into my office where I’m sitting with one of the kids who is about 13. (He is also eating the T.V. dinner he stole from me.) Anyway…my dad walks in and Derreck says “Um you need to get this girl a house and put her on match.com and stop letting her put ugly pictures on the internet.”