Too Many Damn People

Is it just me or is there an unnecessary amount of people on the earth? Like I’m completely stopped in traffic and there’s like 300 people on this one road and that’s just one road, in one city, in one state and so on and so forth. Idk…im looking around and thinking we could definitely do without some of y’all but then again I’ve been awake since 3:30 so maybe just ignore me. #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight #someofyallgotstago

Forever Alone

One time I met a guy at a bar and gave him my number. The next day he asked if I remembered what he looked like.
“Duh!” I said.
The guy then sends me a picture of 3 guys and asked me which one was him. I was 110% sure I knew once I saw the picture.
I confidently said “THE ONLY CUTE ONE. The one in the middle!”I picked the wrong one guys….I picked the wrong one.

Mexico Chiquito

Mexico Chiquito MIGHT get your order wrong 50% of the time and their employees MIGHT not have uniforms, name tags, hairnets, gloves or literally anything that keeps them from looking like randos who wandered into a restaurant and started making food for no reason at all and their food MIGHT come in sketchy unmarked brown paper bags and my order MIGHT always come out to $6.66 …..but that cheesedip and fruit punch though!!!!! 🔥🔥

Jello Shots!

Me to Wal-Mart person- “Sir, where are your jello shot containers?”

Walmart person- “Uhhhh. I don’t think we have that.”

Me- “You do.”

*looks around and finds them*

Me- “These are them.”

Walmart person- “Oh, I thought those were for condiments.”

Me- “No sir. If you’re over 18 and under 50 they’re for jello shots.”

Walmart person- *Thinks I’m hilarious*

Jkjk. He just stared at me and then walked away.