So, someone had stolen one of our kids bikes. Well, the mother of the child was at a store right next to our property and she saw a teenager riding it. She went up to him and said
Her- “Hey, that’s my sons bike.”
Him- “Oh…I’m sorry. My friend stole it.”
Her- “Whatever, I don’t really care. Just give me the bike.”
Him- “But how will I get back home?”
Her- “That’s not really my problem.”
Him- “Can you give me a ride?”
Her- “Um no.”
Him- “How bout I ride the bike home and I promise I’ll bring it back to you tomorrow?”
Her- “No. I’m not going to let you borrow the bike that you stole from my child dude. 😑😑😑”
(Guessing on the faces there)
Someone come get your teenager that’s asking to borrow items he stole 😂
A resident came in and said “Girl you look like you’ve put on some weight.” Greaaaaaaaaaaaaatt thaaaaankkkssss. #evict
I’ve been giving drinks and candy and even random school supplies to a kid almost everyday for months thinking he lives at our apartment complex. Turns out he lives several blocks away, he just heard I’ve got that good candy and he needed some notebooks . 😂🤦♀️Helping the stranger children one piece of candy at a time.
Me: Boy get out of my office!
Him: What really?
Me: Yes and take this cookie cake…..I’ll see you tomorrow.
One of my kids at the apartment complex dissed me.
Resident-“2.5 Million Dollars.”
Me- “What about it?”
Resident- “I have a friend in Nigeria who is gonna get some gold and bring it back to the U.S. She was gonna give me some if I gave her $50 but I didn’t have it so now I can’t get any. 2.5 Million Dollars. ”
Me- 😐😐😐 “When you say “friend”, where did you meet them?”
Resident- “Well she had emailed me.”
Me- *Gives long explanation about spam email and how everyone has gotten an email from the “Princess of Nigeria”.*
Resident- 😐😐😐 “Oh…..ok…..well……have you been to Peaches Strip Club?”
Me talking to a child- Are you ready for Christmas? Are you excited for Santa?
Child- No I’m not excited for that bald headed man. That dude be coming down peoples chimneys. That’s called breaking and entering, I will call the police. He NEEDS to stop.
Resident: “My tub is clogged. Can I get a new one?”